Based on "Jump, Jive, An' Wail" by Louis Prima and the cover by the Brian Setzer Orchestra
Take Qual An' Fail
Baby, baby, we studied for a month like hell
Baby, baby, you think we better bail
No, we gotta go inside to take that qual and fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail away
Nigel's in his office brewing problems that impale
RG's on it this year, format's a little stale
Committee gets together, gonna pick the ones that make us fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail away
Students in the hallway waiting for that piece of mail
No need to check the score, just throw it in the garbage pail
Gonna head to a bar and guzzle three gallons of ale
Now I'm on the streets, my career they have derailed
Gonna make a new start, get my french fryin' degree by mail
At least at McDonald's, the people ain't quite so stale
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail
You gotta take the qual and then you fail away
