Based on "Super Freak" by Rick James and "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone
Super Geek
He's a very geeky guy.
The kind who wants an online lover.
He never gets out on on the town.
Can't get him off his seat.
He likes the toys in the lab.
We know that Pokèmon's his favorite.
When he asks girls out they answer, "It's a bad time."
Then they're always quick to leave.
His hair is vacuum greasy.
The guy's a super geek.
The kind you never read about
in GQ magazine.
I see him in the same shirt
every time we meet.
You know this guy's a Trekkie
Gives talks in Klingon-speak.
He's so bright
But très uptight
Does this guy sound like you?
He's a super geek, super geek, he's super geeky.
Everybody sing : super geek, super geek.
He knows pi to 90 digits:
3 point 1 4 1 5 9 2
6 5 3 5 8 9 7
9 3 2 3...
8 6 7 5 3 0 9...
He's got funky taste in music and he owns our
Conduction Band CD.
Only 5 bucks—buy it now.
He lives on Ding-Dongs and Doritos.
His blood's half Mountain Dew by volume.
He runs his very own David Hasselhoff fan page.
It's such a geeky scene.
His hair is vacuum greasy.
The guy's a super geek.
The kind you never read about
in GQ magazine.
I see him in the same shirt
every time we meet.
You know this guy's a Trekkie
Gives talks in Klingon-speak.
He's so bright
But très uptight
Does this guy sound like you?
He's a super geek, super geek, he's super geeky.
Nerd Squad, sing!
He's a super geek, super geek.
He's a super geek, super geek.
