Based on "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
Seminar Daze
Seminar daze at the colloquium
Don't wanna hear 'bout no rubidium
Dozing off--I can't take no more.
'Scuze me while I start to snore.
SO(5) and superstrings:
What the hell are these things?
Look at this math--can't believe the gall.
This talk should be at Altgeld Hall.
Overheads at too high a rate
Brain entering a disordered state
I can't see through Mike Weissman's hair.
'Scuze me while I switch my chair.
