Based on "Fight For Your Right" by Beastie Boys
Fight For Your Right
You wake up in the clean room. You left the ion mill on.
Now you can't do research 'cause your sample's all gone.
You went to the doctor--he said, "What's that cyst?"
Doc, I've just been sniffing some photoresist.
You gotta fight for your right to party.
Your advisor caught you surfing and he says, "No way!"
That hypocrite surfs four hours a day.
Get out of this lab if you can't pump down right.
You'll flood the third floor and get the theorists uptight.
You gotta fight for your right to party.
I'll kick you out of this group if you don't stop playing QUAKE.
What my advisor doesn't know is that my data's all fake.
I'm always writing papers--it's a living hell.
My last one got rejected from the PRL.
You gotta fight for your right to party.
