Based on on "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles
Conduction Band
It was just about a year ago
The Conduction Band spoiled the show
You think by now we'd learn to play
But we're getting worse day by day
So let me introduce to you
Five guys who can't hold a tune
The physics department's own Conduction Band
We're the dreaded tone deaf Conduction Band
We know you'll stay for all the show
We're the dreaded tone deaf Conduction Band
We've locked the doors so you can't go
We're the dreaded tone deaf
We're the dreaded tone deaf
We're the dreaded tone deaf Conduction Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a captive audience
You'll wish you had stayed home tonight
You'll wish you had stayed home!
I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That our singer's gonna sing for you
And with Maalox you might make it through
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Neils
The physics department's own Conduction Band
